I Brake For Nobody Skeleton Orderly Mug - Funny Patient Transporter Gift 11oz

I Brake For Nobody Skeleton Orderly Mug - Funny Patient Transporter Gift 11oz

🏥 Funny Orderly Mug – I Brake For Nobody!
This funny orderly mug is made for patient transporters, PSAs, wardspeople, hospital porters and every hospital worker who moves fast and fuels up on coffee. The 11oz skeleton orderly coffee mug shows a wild-eyed skeleton in teal scrubs racing a hospital gurney down the corridor at full speed. His screaming skeleton patient hangs on for dear life, while the crew chases behind with an IV pole, and a coffee cup and clipboard go flying. Above it all is the bold slogan "I Brake For Nobody!" It's the perfect orderly gift for anyone who knows every shortcut in the hospital.

💀 Why This Funny Orderly Mug Stands Out
Wrap-around gurney race design: the skeleton orderly and his crew on one side and the bold "I Brake For Nobody!" slogan on the other
A pun every transporter will get: the gurney brakes stay off when there's a patient to move
Hospital humor details: a flying coffee cup, a clipboard, an IV pole, a heartbeat line, bandages, a syringe and a stethoscope
Eight handle colors: pick black, navy, pink, red, light blue, orange, purple or yellow to suit the person you're buying for
Skeleton Crew collection: part of the Laugh Supply range of funny medical and work mugs

🎁 The Perfect Orderly Gift For
Patient transporters, orderlies and hospital porters
PSAs (Patient Services Assistants) and wardspeople
Hospital Week and healthcare worker appreciation gifts
Birthday, Christmas and Secret Santa gifts for the hospital team
Retirement and farewell gifts for orderlies with a sense of humor

☕ Product Details
11oz (325ml) ceramic funny orderly coffee mug
Glossy white ceramic body with your choice of a black, navy, pink, red, light blue, orange, purple or yellow handle and inside
Vibrant full-color wrap-around print
Comfortable C-handle, sized for coffee, tea or hot cocoa
Original artwork, not affiliated with or endorsed by any hospital or healthcare organization

❓ Funny Orderly Mug FAQ
Is this skeleton orderly mug a good gift for patient transporters? Yes. It's a popular gift for orderlies, patient transporters, PSAs, wardspeople and hospital porters.
What size is this funny orderly coffee mug? It's a standard 11oz (325ml) ceramic coffee mug.
What colors does this mug come in? It has a glossy white body with your choice of eight handle and inside colors: black, navy, pink, red, light blue, orange, purple or yellow.
Is the design printed on both sides? Yes. The design wraps around the mug, with the skeleton gurney race on one side and the "I Brake For Nobody!" slogan on the other.

Looking for more funny hospital gifts? Shop this skeleton orderly mug alongside our doctor and first responder designs in the Skeleton Crew collection, the home of funny work mugs for every trade and profession.